WHY ARE THERE NO AVAILABLE MEN WITH TONGUE RINGS???

this sad fact has recently come to my attention and since realizing it, the idea has really taken full possession of me. i can't understand it. tongue rings are great inventions of mankind, and it seems like nobody gets pierced there anymore. i had a shot with somebody last year with one (and a HOTTY i might add) but he turned out to be a little too sensitive (understatement) for me and considering he lived just two doors away and was always making love to janell's mind, i decided it wasnt all that good of an idea to get involved. so i still every now and again obsess about boys with tongue rings. janell and i have decided we're going to try to get a club with siu guys with tongue rings started and maybe invite them all to a party at our house. i think it's a great idea. too bad nobody will probably show up. keith has suggested that i take a metal detector to the bars.