observations i made over thanksgiving

-it's hilarious to ask somebody to put food in a ziploc bag for u

-getting knocked up seems to be the only way to make a relationship more serious if ur dating somebody over 30

-burning leaves in the street (when u have a large yard) is an acceptable activity

-americans are probably the only people who make mock decorations of the food they eat (my little cousin brody made a glitter turkey in pre-k). i suggest why dont we take this to a whole new level and make decorations of all the animals we eat. and post a picture of a glittery cow, for example, on the refrigerator when we're having hamburger. better yet, let's make a holiday out of it.

-this observation was actually just made but why does a hamburger have the word "ham" in it if it's actually or supposed to be beef

-deborah's turkey napkin holder she made in wood shop has been mia for several years. i'd be bitching if i were her

-against my previous beliefs, it might actually be nice to have a guy take care of u especially if he has knowledge of cars, pushes shopping carts at the grocery store, and is a computer genius

-u can get work done at the doctors to see if u have the alzheimers and breast cancer genes

-a pre nup is never acceptable to sign

-mom still forgets what her children like to eat. she asked me if i wanted ham one nite for dinner and didn't make deb stuffing w/ turkey.

-i need to go on a diabetic diet

-age does not matter, we're talking decades of difference +, in dating once u hit about 23 (of course each person still acts their age inevitably)

-starbucks is a great place to court somebody

-all gay people do x

-i've gotten so used to doing dishes and cooking for myself it comes naturally for me to do it at home when i dont have to

-i might as well wait until two hours before an assignment is due to start worrying about it b/c im never going to do it before then anyway and a lot of fun gets lost in procrastination

-both sides of my family are insane and i greatly look forward to next christmas. it's like watching a movie and getting presents at the same time.

this is insane-a giant nuclear watertoy

u have to read the description of this thing. "do a jesus and walk on water"---ru kidding me?
p.s. not getting much hmwk done so far.

For my loyal audience of two whole people

hillary-i guess i haven't been posting anything recently b/c nothing really all that interesting has happened. but, i guess i have a good story on last nite. im friends wiht one of the rugby players and last nite they had a party where everyone who wore a canadian tuxedo got $3 off a cup (really everybody who doesn't wear one has to pay $7 for a cup so it's not really a deal). for those of u who don't know, a canadian tuxedo is denim on denim. flannel can be combined. i showed up an hour before the party started to take advantage of the keg (which must be about the brightest idea for someone who doesnt weigh 100 lbs). needless to say within an hour and a half i was WASTED and by 11:30 at night i was walked home by one of my friends. i did stay long enough, however, to see my friends' coffee table get broken in half and then karate chopped into about 70 or 80 pieces (so i guess i wasnt the only person who was wasted). i feel it is important to mention that i was walked home from the party, which was at another apartment at the apartment complex that i live. the walk should have taken about 3 minutes. instead i think it took about 10 b/c i couldnt walk a straight line, and sad as it is my friend worried i wouldnt be able to make it home safely alone. he was probably right. from there, my memories are slightly fuzzy. janell told me that i threw my keys in the air and they went behind the couch. then i started doing dance/iceskating axels in a karate style fashion kicking my friend mike in the chest (dont know any other way of describing it). from there i had to make a few trips to the bathroom, puking up my night's remains. mike tucked me in on a bed he fashioned for me on my bedroom floor (a few blankets and a pillow). the night would have ended there, except ashely and luke randomly came over. eventually i guess i came down some of the stairs and started spitting on them. i came into the kitchen and continued hacking lugees on the carpet. then somebody gave me a cup and i started spitting in it. i guess i tried to make cream of wheat, but nobody would let me use the burners and this morning i found little grains all over the kitchen floor. then (as i am told) i spit all over ashley and kicked both him and luke out of the house. i chased them outside wearing hardly any clothes for the weather and started punching them. janell put me to bed and placed a bucket beside me (which i had to use a few times during the night). this morning i miraculously made it to my 9:00 class. i talked to luke today and apologized for hitting him and was told that apparently ashley is pissed and says im not allowed at their apt anymore. if i really did spit on him i can understand why he's angry, however talking to everyone today apparently the whole thing was pretty comical. in fact i think i kicked them out b/c they were laughing at me and it pissed me off.

do my hmwk for me

i have to write a paper on the history of a word, any word. what word should i choose? i need suggestions

an interesting article to read

i kinda skimmed over the first part but it gets interesting towards the bottom. o yeah and looks like i will graduate fall 2007 if the teacher education program makes an exception for me (which i wont know for sure until march). apparently i was supposed to take some basick skills test.