Friday, February 24, 2006
Hillarious!
hillary is reading a new book and has been posting some of its "inspirational" parts. i'd highly recommend clicking on this link and getting more in touch with feeling better about urself. on a sidenote, hillary, my prettiest toe is also my index. this toe on my right foot has a blister that boasts a truly gorgeous rosy hue. i dont think u could even achieve this color if u were to slap ur cheeks roughly 48 times in the freezing cold.
My apologies (as if anyone cares)
i have been rather busy lately, or according to my low standards of what being busy consists of. i cant even remember the last day that i didn't have at least a few hours of homework-probably was a couple of weeks ago. i apologize for not keeping my audience (deborah) informed on my activities. here is some news:
1. im starting to actually tutor people next week on their writing-no more just observing sessions for me. im pretty nervous considering we all know im about the bluntest person in the world and dont have much experience with giving people nice criticisms. idk how successful this will be, but in the long run, i think it will improve my abilities to interract with people. for example i will learn how to talk like mom's cult recommends (instead of saying why did u do this, i have to word it friendlier-if thats even a damn word)
2. spring break is march 11 and i was planning on going home for a few days, rebonding with roxeanne, seeing brody etc. however i just learned after a TWO HOUR conversation with gma that that's when the family's going to the grand canyon. i have been invited to go, but somehow my idea of a break does not consist of hanging out with my sickly grandparents and my mother 24/7 for an entire week no matter how much i love them. so maybe i'll go down to florida with keith after all. or maybe i'll go up to chicago to see deb for a few days, but i doubt she has time for this. come to think of it i could block out keith's annoying ass and his friends if i were getting a tan (not that i dont love him) (not that my body could ever aquire a tan).
3. bashley's 21st bday is sun/mon so i imagine i will be staying in tonight to do all the hmwk that is due mon-wed. wed is included b/c i will be so hungover on tuesday from going out both sun and mon that i will not want to do all of my hmwk. it's midterms damnit. i have not yet finished his stupid bday present, and i dont think i will. all i can say is he better fucking like it cuz i dont ordinarily put forth an effort in people's gifts (deb has yet to get her bday present from me and her bday was december-but i claim this is b/c she was supposed to buy a sweatshirt and i was supposed to give her money. maybe i'll go to the mall this weekend) it's another kid's 21st bday fri/sat so i know i wont stay in on sat. i swear its soembodys 21st bday every weekend since the semester began. by the time it gets to mine, im going to be all partied out. for some reason i dont enjoy drinking as much as i used to. i can guarantee u it is not b/c i am growing up.
4. its that time of year again when i wear the zip up sweatshirts as coats to class. i often wonder whether it's best to zip up the sweatshirt halfway, all the way so the t-shirt is completely covered, or to not zip at all. usually its still too cold in the morning so i have to opt to zip it up all the way and i feel this makes me look like a dork (a westfall). any advice from u fashionistas on whats the best way to wear a zip up?
1. im starting to actually tutor people next week on their writing-no more just observing sessions for me. im pretty nervous considering we all know im about the bluntest person in the world and dont have much experience with giving people nice criticisms. idk how successful this will be, but in the long run, i think it will improve my abilities to interract with people. for example i will learn how to talk like mom's cult recommends (instead of saying why did u do this, i have to word it friendlier-if thats even a damn word)
2. spring break is march 11 and i was planning on going home for a few days, rebonding with roxeanne, seeing brody etc. however i just learned after a TWO HOUR conversation with gma that that's when the family's going to the grand canyon. i have been invited to go, but somehow my idea of a break does not consist of hanging out with my sickly grandparents and my mother 24/7 for an entire week no matter how much i love them. so maybe i'll go down to florida with keith after all. or maybe i'll go up to chicago to see deb for a few days, but i doubt she has time for this. come to think of it i could block out keith's annoying ass and his friends if i were getting a tan (not that i dont love him) (not that my body could ever aquire a tan).
3. bashley's 21st bday is sun/mon so i imagine i will be staying in tonight to do all the hmwk that is due mon-wed. wed is included b/c i will be so hungover on tuesday from going out both sun and mon that i will not want to do all of my hmwk. it's midterms damnit. i have not yet finished his stupid bday present, and i dont think i will. all i can say is he better fucking like it cuz i dont ordinarily put forth an effort in people's gifts (deb has yet to get her bday present from me and her bday was december-but i claim this is b/c she was supposed to buy a sweatshirt and i was supposed to give her money. maybe i'll go to the mall this weekend) it's another kid's 21st bday fri/sat so i know i wont stay in on sat. i swear its soembodys 21st bday every weekend since the semester began. by the time it gets to mine, im going to be all partied out. for some reason i dont enjoy drinking as much as i used to. i can guarantee u it is not b/c i am growing up.
4. its that time of year again when i wear the zip up sweatshirts as coats to class. i often wonder whether it's best to zip up the sweatshirt halfway, all the way so the t-shirt is completely covered, or to not zip at all. usually its still too cold in the morning so i have to opt to zip it up all the way and i feel this makes me look like a dork (a westfall). any advice from u fashionistas on whats the best way to wear a zip up?
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
internet addiction
so im driving about 4 mph on campus tailgating this truck b/c he has the audacity to give pedestrians the right of way. then i notice that his license plate is from florida and guess what the hell it reads: the sunshine state...visit florida.com that's right folks, florida has put their website for state tourism on their license plates.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
So Funny I could not make this up
this is one of the first times ive actually laughed hard at a webpage on the net. it posts all the crazy items that are auctioned on ebay. and this one was my favorite:
SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME!!!!
So you want a hotdog from the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME….how about a piece of history from the SUPER BOWL GAME????
What could be better than owning a hotdog from the Seattle Seahawks vs the Pittsburg Steelers Super Bowl Game?
We will be attending the 40th Super Bowl game in Detroit Michigan on February 5th. Because of the interest you have shown, in the Seahawks, we will be bringing back an original Super Bowl hotdog from Fords Field. This auction will include one hotdog, vacuum-sealed and frozen, a picture of us purchasing the hotdog, and ten random pictures taken the day of the game. Not only will these pictures show proof that this hotdog was purchased at the Super Bowl but will also give you a piece of the action.
For those of you who collect football memorabilia, what a great conversation piece to add to your collection.
This is a piece of history that will never be forgotten by all Seahawk fans.
GOOD LUCK SEAHAWKS
THE 12TH MAN IS WITH YOU.
SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE!!
(so far 30 people have bid on it and the price is at $72!!!!)
SUPER BOWL HERE WE COME!!!!
So you want a hotdog from the NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME….how about a piece of history from the SUPER BOWL GAME????
What could be better than owning a hotdog from the Seattle Seahawks vs the Pittsburg Steelers Super Bowl Game?
We will be attending the 40th Super Bowl game in Detroit Michigan on February 5th. Because of the interest you have shown, in the Seahawks, we will be bringing back an original Super Bowl hotdog from Fords Field. This auction will include one hotdog, vacuum-sealed and frozen, a picture of us purchasing the hotdog, and ten random pictures taken the day of the game. Not only will these pictures show proof that this hotdog was purchased at the Super Bowl but will also give you a piece of the action.
For those of you who collect football memorabilia, what a great conversation piece to add to your collection.
This is a piece of history that will never be forgotten by all Seahawk fans.
GOOD LUCK SEAHAWKS
THE 12TH MAN IS WITH YOU.
SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY PLEASE!!
(so far 30 people have bid on it and the price is at $72!!!!)
I know i never post any pics and there really is no rhyme or reason as to why i posted them today. except that the superbowl is less amusing to watch when ur sober and rather than trying to beat my superbowl party experience last year ive decided to stay at home and surf the net (cuz i have a lot of homework i should be doing). the main reason why i do not want to go out is b/c i dont think i could make it partying four nights in a row.
RECAP OF THE WEEKEND:
-thursday went to rugby party where keith as part of his hazing chugged half a bottle of wild turkey and drank a few cups of beer. ended up holding his hair back that night (he has a crooked mohawk now used for "intimidation"). sadly he was not the most drunk person at the party. some guy who nobody claimed to know was acting like mr. peepers from snl and banging on the front door of the apt for a half hour like a madman...i cant describe it much further by using words
-fri celebrated ziggy's 21st bday. was peer pressured into motorboating vanessa's boobs, and im told there are pics of this act. went to copper for a half hour and fell over at least 20 times bootygrinding. then left cuz maggie speaks sucked and really is i think the worst band ive heard play at copper, exept for maybe the michael jackson cover band. havent danced like that in months and my legs were sore the next day
-sat ate lunch at porcias grandmas house and it was delicious. didnt actually go to polar fest cuz i didnt want to. janell went for a while and then followed us to "club sin"-hence the pic. she knitted the scarf herself. it was freezing sat nite and my face got red from waiting in line at carbos for just a few mins, so there's no way i would have made it at pinch. still had a pretty good nite hanging with porcia altho she did get sick at the end of the nite. i hope u feel better pooky!
RECAP OF THE WEEKEND:
-thursday went to rugby party where keith as part of his hazing chugged half a bottle of wild turkey and drank a few cups of beer. ended up holding his hair back that night (he has a crooked mohawk now used for "intimidation"). sadly he was not the most drunk person at the party. some guy who nobody claimed to know was acting like mr. peepers from snl and banging on the front door of the apt for a half hour like a madman...i cant describe it much further by using words
-fri celebrated ziggy's 21st bday. was peer pressured into motorboating vanessa's boobs, and im told there are pics of this act. went to copper for a half hour and fell over at least 20 times bootygrinding. then left cuz maggie speaks sucked and really is i think the worst band ive heard play at copper, exept for maybe the michael jackson cover band. havent danced like that in months and my legs were sore the next day
-sat ate lunch at porcias grandmas house and it was delicious. didnt actually go to polar fest cuz i didnt want to. janell went for a while and then followed us to "club sin"-hence the pic. she knitted the scarf herself. it was freezing sat nite and my face got red from waiting in line at carbos for just a few mins, so there's no way i would have made it at pinch. still had a pretty good nite hanging with porcia altho she did get sick at the end of the nite. i hope u feel better pooky!
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