I HAVE FLEAS

contrary to popular belief, i do actually have a little bit of a life. and as everyone already knows, i am a very moody person. thus, i do not always choose to make time to write on this. today before class i was supposed to meet with the radio tv counselor and call up home rentals. instead i am on here doing nothing productive because i have fleas.

yes, that's right, i have fucking fleas, scabies, fucking somehting i dont know. actually i just have a really bad sunburn (from going to a tanning bed for a full ten minutes yikes guys dont recommend that) and it is itching like fucking crazy. i swear i look like a dog scratching myself repeatedly. last nite i got umm maybe two hours of sleep if i was lucky. since it's mostly just my arms and legs that itch right now i'm guessing sometime between today and tomorrow my ass, crotch, and boobs will start itching (cuz they're still bright red) and when that happens people are going to think i have crabs. i really cant think of anything to do to help. i'm allergic to aloe, i've taken several advil just in case that would do soemthing, lotion every five minutes, no lotion, taking multiple showers, cortisone 10, salicyic acid, astringent, baby powder NOTHING HELPS. i'm really contemplating going to the drug store, buying some sleeping pills and taking them so i sleep all day. or i could just be like deb and take a couple vicadins. but seriously tho i've never itched this bad from a sunburn maybe i have scabies or something.

o and on another sidenote the housing for next year situation has gotten worse. we decided to live at the formerly blue apartments only when we got to the office we found out that all of them are already taken. so pretty much now our choices are this house that costs $300/month plus utilities, the quads, and possibly lewis park (which would be my personal favorite but for some reason my roommates think the quads are nicer???). we're trying so hard in fact to find anything that's available that's not in the ghetto that i even got kyle monroe's number from lucy last night and called him up to ask about his apartment. of course he's staying there again next year.

stupid drunk nite

last nite i got pretty wasted, and apparently so did my sister. at the bar corey and i argued for a good 5 mins about roxeanne and whether or not she was a hamster that lived in a sewer for 10 years. i got rather frustrated and asked corey if she was on steroids and if she had pus forming at her armpits. she proceeded to lift her arms up for the whole world to see the answer was no. so then y does she have to pick on those who answer yes??? deb proceeded to tell both of us to never talk again.

then stroke 9 played and i didnt see them for the rest of the nite. i did however manage to get shitfaced without them. the nite was looking pretty event free until that is we left the bar and keith and justin and some strange boy who was stalking us started to tear at my nerves. eventually they got me to say some pretty odd things, including that i was a "les", took 45 min showers with janell, and had nicknamed her "vag". we got back to the dorm and i tried to pass out on the table only keith was being obnoxious, getting mud all over everything. i called up janell to "confess" and this morning she played the message back for me. if my memory would have failed, neither she nor i would have been able to make sense of my slurs. moral of the story is...idk...u should already know there is no point to any of my stories

Quote of the Day

my spanish professor "This is the future of probability in the past. Yeah, I know."

Things I've Learned Within the Past Two Days

1. There is a 30 lb beaver (sex unknown) nicknamed "The Big One" roaming around Thompson Lake
2. I almost made it to 20 before I found out what a rim job was-thank you Seth for the never-ending sexual info
3. Rose water is really good to wash your face with and it smells good too
4. Next time u think u hear a barking dog it could be a flying squirrel making the noise
5. A whole lot about bureaucracy.

Ok It's Been Awhile

i'm getting back to posting again. even tho i did pretty much nothing all of spring break as u know i wasnt feeling in my element to post. nothing too interesting to post. not that there ever is. i'll leave u with a quote from topher.

he opened up a fortune cookie today and read "u will live a long life filled with health and happiness" then laughed, saying, "hah like that's gonna happen!"
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Why I Love Porcia

Porcia (b/c she's Porcia) posed for a picture with Jacque's digital camera with her in a bra and a banana between her cleavage. Brian grew furious, took Porcia's keys and ran out the hotel. Porcia called him up to see where he was driving her car. He told her off a cliff. She responded by saying, "No, honey, don't do that cuz I only have liability now and then I'd just be screwed with no car."

Flower in the Crannied Wall

Flower in the crannied wall
I pluck you out of the crannies,
I hold you here, root and all, in my hand,
Little flower -but if I could understand
What you are, root and all, and all in all,
I should know what God and man is.

-by Lord Alfred Tennyson


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i need ur help

for those of u "creative minds" i need help. hillary, deb, what product or company should i choose to do a two page advertising layout for? don't say miller or trojan my teacher doesnt like crap like that. i'd appreciate any suggestions.

Another One

Tower: United 123, traffic 3 o'clock, 2 miles, an American Fokker 100.
United: Tower, United 123. I've wanted to say this for a long time: I'VE GOT THAT FOKKER IN SIGHT!

Luke's Away Message

ATC: Cessna 1234 What are your intentions?
Cessna: To get my Commercial Pilots License and Instrument Rating.
ATC: Cessna 1234 I meant in the next five minutes not years.