MY GREAT IDEA

guys i need ur help with this one. any or all ideas will be appreciated.

awhile ago while chatting with deb and hill, i came up with the idea to make a cardboard cutout with somebody's body. there would be a hole where friends could put their faces behind and get their picture taken. it would be a lot of fun. i want the body to be somebody i know, and preferably a body that's easily recognizable i.e. a friend with a lot of body hair, monstrous boobs, etc. i would take a pic of them and blow it up to life size. i think this is a good idea. does anybody agree with me (maybe ive just gone off the deep end idk). and id like suggestions of a. how i could create the cutout with it being somewhat affordable and b. whose body i could use

now that's a bite in the ass!

The Russian Mofia has a lot in common with college students

i once put itching powder on a roll of toilet paper b/c i suspected my suitemates of using it. therefore, i understand the russian's foreseen value in this product.

YOU GUYS WILL LOVE THIS

Miss America is at WAND today and we're all cracking the jokes. marcus (an anchor) just said he offered her his chair and took off his wedding ring. he just got married last week or something too. one of the photographers said he's going to ask her to sign his chest. i just went to the bathroom and nailed her with the door while she was reapplying her makeup before she went on air. hopefully the very tall flower isn't too bruised from the accident. i laughed and said sorry, which is probably what i would have done to anybody. elaine yelled at me for assaulting miss america.

My Dream Honeymoon

The space bed from the fabulous Sunset Inn & Suites in Clinton. I really want to stay in these; now i just need to find a boyfriened.

who wants to get a room with me?

so while going thru an il tourism catalog today at work, i came across a hotel in clinton that has themed honeymoon suites. no joke. some of the themes are heart's delight, hawaiian waters, arabian nights, the rainforest, crystal cave, pearl under the sea (where ur room looks like ur staying underwater), the roman retreat, and my personal favorite, space odyssey. here is the hotel's description of space odyssey:

For the truly adventuresome, try our out-of-this-world fantasy suite, The Space Odyssey Suite. Experience the feeling of soaring among the stars from your spaceship/bed. Relax in the unique triangular whirlpool tub as you view the large plasma TV or bring your own DVD's or videos to watch. Simply escape from the tensions of your life in the steam shower, complete with the latest in designer showers, The "Raindancer". It’s like having a masseuse in your room with you! Your wet bar comes complete with a microwave, refrigerator and coffeemaker so you won’t have to leave your spaceship until you are ready to reenter Earth’s atmosphere. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to enjoy your outer space experience and boldly go where no others have gone before!
-have u ever heard of anything more romantic?

You have to check out the pics of the spaceship bed!!!
not too shabby for $98/nite S-Th

it's less than a month before i head back to school. im kind of scared that i'll have to get a job as i have madw 0 dollars this summer, but its bound to be a good time. besides with my new major im sure my classes r going to be a lot easier. janellio and i have already discussed the multitude of toys we're going to bring down. the list includes a putting green, croquet set, badminton set, volleyball net, and sprinklers for the toddlers to run in (now all we need is a slide-i told janell that and she said "ur right"). we've covered all the basics except a damn grill i think it should be her job to purchase one considering im getting the couches (whether i pay for them or not i have paid for them in one way). im going to miss my fat unhealthy dog.

Seals Committing Suicide

one more thing

every now and then when ur viewing blogs u should click on the next blog button on the top right. there r some interesting ones ive come across.

When Guys Get Bored

unfucking believable. click on the link. it's good for a laugh or a sigh of disdain. i laughed.

my new interests

-teaching my 7 year old dog how to "come here"

-gossipping with janell's friends about her (got a big one) ok so maybe this isn't a new interest

-skipping class even tho i have no good reason

-searching for the perfect swimsuit (that will not make me look skinny and actually produce cleavage)

-i have become devoted to dave berry too bad he's on sabbatical

-flirting with one of the officers at the state police headquarters in posotam on the phone

-hiding deb's mail

-telling my customers at bob evan's how bad the spaghetti is

-desserts

...You Might As Well Live in a Bubble!

went to the optomotrist today cuz my contacts have been bugging me. apparently i am allergic to the protein in my own damn eyes. he gave me some medicated drugs and now i have to clean my contacts with a hyrogen peroxide solution, and if i pour it directly into my eyes i can have eye damage. isn't that fun. o yeah and this makes the third doctor in one year who has referred to me as being "sickly"

Thinking out loud

i went over to chatham today cuz there was a concert benefit for billy, jac's bf who died. her little bro aaron is in a band now and i got to hear him sing. worth a couple of laughs i must say. the second band i heard was much more to my liking (not heavy metal or whatever u call that shit nowadays) of course it was a bunch of old guys. i only ended up staying for a few hrs as im exhausted from working every day (more emotionally than physically) and honestly i cant spend more than three hours being the outsider, the old friend who doesn't know anybody. honestly i dont even know if i know myself anymore-or at least the person who i was before i came to college. these days i dont even know if ive improved as a person or gotten worse. i cant even think of the last time in two years that i felt like i had my head on straight. even writing that sentence sounds off is it grammatical? hell idk. maybe my sanity will come back to me when i move to carbondale, but this seems unlikely considering im usually more wired on stress there than here.