From Deb

The last post was Becca's idea b/c she is so bored and miserable. I'm sitting next to right now in the dark b/c she's trying not to throw up. My mom left me in charge for awhile tonight b/c she needed to do some "shopping" (really she just needed a break from playing nurse maid). For the past couple of days Becca has been catching up on her movies. She recommends "Ladder 49", but not "Melinda Melinda" and apparently Adam Sandler is only in bizarre movies.

She asked me to relay the story of her crazy nurse. Apparently this women tried to get into a detailed conversation with her about Corgis and showing them. She actually whipped pictures out of the wallet to share. O, and she's pissed b/c mom was eating in front of her right before she went into surgery (we all know how becca has to eat all the time). I guess this just goes to show she's been cooped up in here for too long already, bc this all happened 2 days ago. You know whats weirdest, I think this tonsil surgery has somehow caused her bladder to become the size of an 80 year-old woman.

By the way, she wants to thank everyone for the cards and gifts. They made her laugh (and me as well). Ashley, I think you've redeemed yourself now.

Exciting Story of the Day

yellow feet syndrome

so as previously noted on deb's website, i have developed a new physical condition where my feet go numb and turn yellow after stepping outside in the cold for a few minutes. and by yellow i mean highlighter yellow. i went to the dr down here about it and apparently i have poor blood circulation (really get out!!!) and probably have a condition calle rheinoids syndrome or some crap i cant remember i wish i did cuz i would definitely be looking it up on google and emailing it to the whole world. apparently my feet are turning yellow b/c when it gets cold, all the blood leaves so all the color goes with it. and yellow is apparently the color of callouses without blood (people's hands get white unless they have calluses). the dr told me the condition gets worse with age and i probably have a HUGE sensitivity to cold weather. that's right, deb: all those years i said i felt i was getting frostbite while skiing, i was actually not overexaggerating. apparently i can still go out in the cold i just need to go inside if i feel like my feet start to shake after they go numb (as this is the second level of frostbite). apparently yellow feet is the first level. o yeah, and i should add i told him about gma perry's swollen feet and ankles and he said i was probably going to have that problem when i got older. AWESOME!

Happy Birthday Deborah Joan!!

The phone-napping

so lately ashley has been a huge asshole about everything (or maybe that's always), and he won't try to fix our router even tho he claims he knows how. so today i'd had enough (after he shot me in the leg with those stupid pellet guns of theirs). i stole his jump drive, phone, and one of the guns and held them for ransom until he'd fix the router. janell and i had a little too much fun with this i suppose, especially considering it is the middle of finals week and we spent two hours fucking with the guys. i cut out words from the newspaper and made a ransom note that janell delivered to their apt. then we took a pic of the cell phone with a band aid on it and me with a stocking cap and sunglasses pointing a gun at it. we text messaged this pic to seth and luke's phones with the message: are you ready to negotiate. then luke called us and janell and i spoke together (her in a high pitch voice-i in a low slow voice imitating the kidnappers in movies) that we would not give up the phoen until he came over. then seth and luke came to the apt pretending to set up the router. i thought the trick was ashley was in the bushes with the other gun, but when i realized he wasn't out there, we let them in. of course it was a trick, and ashley was back at their apt calling his phone. seth grabbed and restrained us while luke searched for the phone and ran out the back door with it. best part is the phone was in my book bag with my phone, so they claim they wrote down andy's number and are going to call him and say something bitchy if i try to get them back. i think this is a bluff but i did tell ashley that i wrote down his mom's number from his phone and would call her if he didn't stop misbehaving. of course i woldnt do this, but it may have provided them with the idea of writing down andy's number. eventually they did give me my crap back, but seth and ashley also egged our apt door, my car, and even put peanut butter on the door handle. fortunately luke was nice enough to let me know about it before i actually had to drive anywhere. im pretty pissed about the car but i doubt i'll do anything about it b/c they're jsut going to do more shit back to me. and ashley did come over afterwards to look at our router, but it's still not working.

and you thought i was a hypochrondriac

"what are the warning signs for a stroke?"
-janel

drunk dialing

well last nite i didn't go out at all because i had the great idea i was going to do hmwk/study for finals. whats new: it didnt freaking happen. and i find myself typing on blogspot at 9:05 when i have a final at 7:50 in the morning tomorrow which i havent started studying for and i have a paragraph written in a five page paper also due tomorrow. i wasn't expecting to get it all done yesterday so i think that's my excuse for being where i am right now. i was just trying not be incredibly hungover today, but i think i drank so much on fri im still a little off. on a more interesting note, i think i've revived my interest in drunk dialing, which i havent really done since freshman year. it all started with me accidentally calling deb's work (she can tell that story if she feels like it i dont really want to right now) and then i called a bunch of people who lived on my floor last year and ended up scheduling a reunion for this past fri. so i think i've taken drunk dialing to a whole new level. hung out with everybody again-was very nice. then i came home and drunk dialed the poeple i usually hang out with. i cant really say what the interest is. i guess im doing it again b/c lately no one's been around when i've come home and im not ready to go to bed. but maybe that will change since our new roommate just moved in. i think she'll be pretty cool in the long run. tomorrow's the last day for our ad in the paper and we've only had one person come by to look at the apt and she seemed a little odd, but hopefully something will work out. deb: ur bday card may be coming a day or so late. im sorry i was too hungover on sat to care to walk over to the mail bin.

he's just that damn good

so just out of boredom today i clicked on my profile and the movies that i like i clicked on "anything with denzel" and believe it or not there were at least two pages of other bloggers who had listed this. i think that is crazy, considering that's not even a movie and that many people listed the exact phrase. i guess denzel's just that good of an actor...and that damn good looking.

ASSHOLES, i will get u back

so brief run thru of today's news: about a week ago ash shined a laser pointer into luke's eyes and luke's eyesight has gotten worse since then, and i dont think it even has anything to do with the laser pointer i think he has some eye infection or some shit but they have all been carrying on about it since it happened. and of course they lie 24/7 so i never really believed luke but he's been carrying on for so long eventually i halfway believed him. today he told me that he was going to have to get eye surgery possibly and asked if he should sue ashley. to which i said i guess if he can't fly anymore he might want to talk to one of the school's lawyers. here's part of a long conversation we had on aim today about it:
lnovis4: then why did ashley tell me i was gullible yesterday when u said thatOpolskie16: well i might need surgery Opolskie16: we just going to have to wait and seeOpolskie16: should i sue ashely for it lnovis4: i thought ur eyes only got a little worselnovis4: what would the surgery be forlnovis4: and yes if it came down to being that serious i probably would sue himOpolskie16: i dont know the doc said i might go blind if i dont do itlnovis4: ru kidding me

lnovis4: y should u have to pay for the surgeryOpolskie16: yeah i know rightlnovis4: just b/c ur friends doesn't mean he can shine a laser pointer in ur eye and permanently ruin ur sight

Opolskie16: yeah but he said he wont pay shitOpolskie16: you better talk to him about itOpolskie16: cause now he is denying the whole thingOpolskie16: yeah its a fucked up situation Opolskie16: you should come here and talk to him about itlnovis4: right nowOpolskie16: yeah if u canlnovis4: ok i'll be over in a little bitOpolskie16: thank you lnovis4: this better not be some huge prank on me thoOpolskie16: hey if you dont want to help me u dont have to

so again i fall for their stupid ass pranks-altho i must say i still didn't believe it all until i talked to luke for a half hour-he's the only person i ever believe in that house and i never knew he was so capable of acting. i even fucking wrote a list of questions for him to ask the doctor his next visit (which they are going to supposedly frame) and started almost crying when i was yelling at ashley. i can't believe anyone would go to such lengths to make somebody upset not to mention now they're calling ME a bitch for saying i'd sue ashley and believing he wouldn't pay. whatever. i will now officially NEVER BELIEVE anything they ever say. hopefully none of them will ever end up arrested cuz if i get a phone call at 3 am asking me to bail them out i'm going to hang up.

making friends with a stripper

idk y but last nite when the guys suggested that i go to the strip club, it sounded like a funtastic idea. (and i wasn't even all that inebriated). the sad part is i probably drank about 3 beers and was pretty drunk, but not drunk enough to want to go to the strip club. you all know how i have eating problems and even though i had eaten spaghetti, a turkey sandwich, and a bowl of cereal after fixing a salad and after eating at the dining hall, my stomach was still empty. so i think that was why the alcohol affected me. too bad the strip club took my beer b/c i was under otherwise i would have had a good cheap buzz all nite. so anyway keith drove us and picked us up (how sweet) from jb's. i must say i have never been to a strip club like it before. the vu is sooo much more tasteful to say the least. it was a pretty good time, though, even for me being the only girl in the group. seth became friends with this group of people next to us-they were even buying him shots and giving him dollar bills to take up to the strippers. they gave me a dollar bill but didnt offer me another once i told the stripper she couldn't lift up my shirt and lick my boobs. (damn, im upset). the guys gave me a lot of shit for this, but by then i was feeling pretty sober not to mention that there was a creepy asian kid who had come to the place by himself that was staring at me and talking to me about weird things the whole nite. he wouldn't stop staring at me even psycho style even after i told him aaron was my b/f but maybe that was a bad idea considering aaron is also asian and he probably thought "hey she likes the asians". later luke told the guy that i was his g/f and he had to put his arm around me for several mins so he would leave me alone. one would have thought it would have ended there, but then when i went to the bathroom creepo followed me so luke got up and waited for me to get out. FUCKING SCARY! but aside from that, it was a pretty good nite. we even made friends with this stripper who gave us our dollar bills back saying we had to have a little fun. she was actually pretty cute, was a college student, and seemed pretty normal. she even gave me a wad of 3 or 4 bucks to give to one of her fellow strippers when she was dancing in the cage and talked luke out of getting a lap dance cuz she said she had a b/f and it wouldn't be very good. when we got up to leave for the nite she hugged all of us (when she was wearing clothes-or at least some clothes u know we were in a strip club) and said it was nice to meet such good people. then of course we had to say goodbye to seth's new dear friends. all in all, an interesting nite.

check out deb's site

deb recently posted two items found in an overseas catalog on her blog: a mopping outfit for ur baby to wear while crawling and a fake person to cuddle with while sleeping. maybe keith needs this so he has somebody to force spoon all the time. anyway u should check it out pretty damn hilarious

to deb: u can relax nobody reads this but a few close friends and even then, not all the time. nobody's going to be interested in reading ur blog all the time if they dont even post on mine.