HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY

my mom calls me at 9 tonight to ask for advice. she sounds like a 12 year old school girl who has just had the hottest boy in eighth grade ask her to go to the dance. apparently someone new from eharmony has recently entered the picture. for those of u who are wondering he's 5'9", has hair, blue eyes, fit body, is 55, likes the water (a big plus) and hiking, and is a richy who lives in san diego. o and on the weirder side he has two grown daughters and was born in a family with 5 boys and one girl. he wants to get more serious and talk to her on the phone she wants to know if it's too soon. but she really wants to know if his voice sounds annoying cuz she'll end the relationship right then. she can't talk to janelle about this because janelle is very territorial over her and finds fault in all the eharmony guys. so she came to her pimp reputation daughter for help.

my advice: don't rush yourself and do what you feel ready for. go for it if want and ask him what kind of car he drives

i'm such a loving daughter

Shoutouts

-Topher for letting me borrow his sandwich maker
-Janell thanks for eating ur grilled cheese on my keyboard so now i have crumbs all over the place. see if i put u in a transe next weekend after that
-Lukasz thanks for always driving our drunk asses around. i dont know how u stand it
-Deb because if it werent for u i'd still be able to say i had never slept in a 30 degree attic with bats while everybody and their mom was having sex and because i love u
-some guy named mike (or brad i really couldnt tell ya)for introducing me to captain and sprite
-Thomas with the tongue ring cuz one day i really may play nurse
-All the boys at Stix last nite who tolerated me grabbing and caressing their asses
-Ashley for being my constant dance partner

Happy Birthday to Bashley

hey baby i hope u had a good bday nite and are continuing to have a good bday day. i know i had tons of fun last nite. Diggy Dawgy!

Word of the Day

Doublestuff

n. 1)the state of dancing in between two other people 2)a buttcheek grab consisting of one person grabbing the left buttcheek and another grabbing the right instantaneously
v. the action of creating or participating in a doublestuff i.e. damn janell and crazy boy who's following us around y did u double stuff me

whatchu want bitch! 

SIU Health Services-Don't Go If You Value UR Life

so i called up health services yesterday to bitch about them misdiagnosing me with a negative strep culture and today i talked to the doctor. according to him it is very possible to have a negative strep test and then a day later have strep so bad that ur progressing into scarlettina and another culture can be positive after LESS THAN FIVE MINS. he also told me that emycin clears up strep throat, but dr. wilson told me it doesn't. and they both see strep throat cases all the time. god i don't know who to believe what to believe and i still dont feel any better.

the weekend

so apparently i missed a pretty good weekend. warm weather in carbondale and a dear friend making out with a minor who happened to be the little sister of a friend in front of everybody. deb, what would u do if one of ur friends made a pass on me (not that it would happen)? why am i never around for events like this??? anyway i guess im feeling a little better, and cant be too upset about missing all the activity cuz if i hadnt gone to spfld and seen the doctor i'd have scarlet fever by now. gotta luv the siu health services misdiagnoses. (note i said misdiagnoses not misdiagnosis it's fun sounding smart). ok that's all i got. i had a very uneventful weekend. everybody good luck with their midterms midterms i know im struggling to focus.

ok this is ridiculous

apparently there is a real country called georgia in this world, and i'd never even heard about it. i came across this information when i was looking up facts about croatia since i realized i know nothing about that country either (but at least i've fucking heard of it). what the hell do they teach us in school? am i the only dumbass who hasn't heard of this country? i've gone to school for 15 years now and my social studies classes still consist of the same shit they were teaching me in the fifth grade. how many more countries have i not heard of?
for information on georgia click here "http://www.parliament.ge/GENERAL/"

??? Quote of the Week

"Every time i see a 747 landing, oh man, that's just an instant orgasm right there." -Lukasz discussing how he won't go to St. Louis, but if we're going to the St. Louis airport maybe he'll come along

Interesting Fact of the Day

Turns out the lining of the digestive tract possesses thousands of nerve endings, but they're not linked to the brain. These outposts account for us experiencing "gut reactions" over things. Since they're not connected to the brain, scientists refer to the sensations received thru them as a 'sixth sense,' which explains y some ideas we get about things are truly felt, not thought. weird huh.

-info courtesy of The Book of Secrets by Deepak Chopra. an interesting book i'm reading now (yeah i know i'm reading s/t), which i'd recommend to most. it's all about this finding ur true self and the answer to life hooplah, and mom of course gave it to me for xmas, but i'm actually finding parts of it interesting.

Wow

so today i was walking back from faner to home in the frigid cold and this car drives past me. one of the guys in the backseat sticks his head out the window and screams at me, "hey tie ur shoes". instinctively, i look at down at my shoes, only they're not untied. i look back at the boy in the backseat and he's laughing hysterically.

I've found a new hobby. it's called eating.

Quote of the Week

In regards to my size: "She's not that little. She's like the size of my stomach."
-Janelle's friend Carl, who ordinarily has a little stomach, but consumed a total of eight bbq pork sandwiches on sunday. he was so proud of his swollen gut that he frequently asked people to poke it.

The Weekend Baby

Fri was a bust. i was in a bad mood and didnt drink, and janee-nee left me so i had no dancing partner at carbos. by the way, i'm not really feeling that bar. sat it was a whopping 63 degrees, so we went to giant city for the day. it was nice and relaxing. sun as u all know was the superbowl, and this was my most interesting day. i didn't eat much of a dinner cuz the party janelbo and i went to was supposed to have food (but of course u know how picky of an eater i am). well needless to say i drank A LOT and ended up not even watching most of the game. things i did do throughout the nite:

-danced with andy's friend, smack (who's a crazy spass) on the coffee table, on the wall, pretty much all over the place
-proceeded to slap one of andy's friends' bare ass with a belt to "show everybody how it's really done" i'm told one could hear the thunder clap of the belt from the other room
-gave janelbo a lap dance
-called ashley a couple times apparently to tell him i had a GREAT story for him later. i don't remember this story or the phone calls (he's probably just fucking w/ me)
-went home with one of andy's friends. i'm pleading the fifth on that one.

Awesome Quote of the Week

(While at work) "Hi, I'm drinking some coffee and eating some cheese, and I wanted to review my Spanish alphabet with you (without pausing for a response) ok so it's a b c d e...now damn how do u pronounce this word...i mean letter..." -Mom Westfall

Here is a pic of andy #2 

Ok So Obviously If I Don't Hang Out With Him I Wouldn't Have a Pic

i really could care less who the boy is, it's not like i hang out with him or anything. to sum things up, he's not cute and he's from new jersey. and he's probably older than u.

Random Event of the Day

I kinda got asked out by Andy #2 (not the red one)today, and for those of u who don't know who this cat is, he's some guy in law school that i met once at a bar when he was with corey. corey has no idea who he is, or something idk, anyway i talk to him every once in awhile at the dining hall and have seen him out at the bars a few times. he's a pretty cool guy...i guess

Entering the mind of Becca: Random Thoughts of The Day

1. i think i may have just broken my nose
2. how easy is a nose to break?
3. no, i don't think i've broken my nose
4. but, man that would suck if somebody else actually broke their nose at the same time i thought i broke mine
5. on the cold days i actually wear clothes, on the warm days i put on a sweatshirt and long underwear before i step out. y is this?
6. why do the english professors get ornamental rugs in their offices, when the spanish teachers get nothing? i bet siu stereotypes against immigrants
7. god, i fucking HATE group projects

Going Searching For Beavers

So it's a real rainy day today which means I'm not in the mood to do much of anything. That is except go search for beavers. janelle's crazy roommate charlot (who's really tiffany schmidt for u rochester kids) found two beavers yesterday on thompson lake, so it got me thinking. i even read up on what they eat and shit, so if anyone's interested, there's gonna be a beaver picnic tonight around 8. bybf (bring ur own beaver food). for more exciting info on beavers click here
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He's so cute I could just eat him up!