1. some guys buy girls drinks at the bar to get their attention. others paint themselves blue head to toe, reek of formaldahyde, and somehow successfully get a random hottie at the bar to go on a date with them.
2. tonsil doctors lie. they just like the money they get from surgery. i already have a sore throat.
3. on an average day i eat a bowl of cereal 1.5 times
4. sometimes when i have a quiet moment i turn to look down on roxie and realize shes not here. then i say "hi roxie i miss u" in my head and she hears me in springfield and barks "i love you rebecca woofhall"
5. four's a bad number to end a list on
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comments on your observations:
1) i never thought you'd be the kind of person to use to the word hottie
2)you'll never stop being a hypochondriac
3) that doesn't surprise me
4) When did you stop hating roxie?
5) i shouldn't post comments when i'm drunk
i like these comments; they're funny. who are they from? and this wole post is a little odd.
idk
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