Saturday, December 03, 2005

making friends with a stripper

idk y but last nite when the guys suggested that i go to the strip club, it sounded like a funtastic idea. (and i wasn't even all that inebriated). the sad part is i probably drank about 3 beers and was pretty drunk, but not drunk enough to want to go to the strip club. you all know how i have eating problems and even though i had eaten spaghetti, a turkey sandwich, and a bowl of cereal after fixing a salad and after eating at the dining hall, my stomach was still empty. so i think that was why the alcohol affected me. too bad the strip club took my beer b/c i was under otherwise i would have had a good cheap buzz all nite. so anyway keith drove us and picked us up (how sweet) from jb's. i must say i have never been to a strip club like it before. the vu is sooo much more tasteful to say the least. it was a pretty good time, though, even for me being the only girl in the group. seth became friends with this group of people next to us-they were even buying him shots and giving him dollar bills to take up to the strippers. they gave me a dollar bill but didnt offer me another once i told the stripper she couldn't lift up my shirt and lick my boobs. (damn, im upset). the guys gave me a lot of shit for this, but by then i was feeling pretty sober not to mention that there was a creepy asian kid who had come to the place by himself that was staring at me and talking to me about weird things the whole nite. he wouldn't stop staring at me even psycho style even after i told him aaron was my b/f but maybe that was a bad idea considering aaron is also asian and he probably thought "hey she likes the asians". later luke told the guy that i was his g/f and he had to put his arm around me for several mins so he would leave me alone. one would have thought it would have ended there, but then when i went to the bathroom creepo followed me so luke got up and waited for me to get out. FUCKING SCARY! but aside from that, it was a pretty good nite. we even made friends with this stripper who gave us our dollar bills back saying we had to have a little fun. she was actually pretty cute, was a college student, and seemed pretty normal. she even gave me a wad of 3 or 4 bucks to give to one of her fellow strippers when she was dancing in the cage and talked luke out of getting a lap dance cuz she said she had a b/f and it wouldn't be very good. when we got up to leave for the nite she hugged all of us (when she was wearing clothes-or at least some clothes u know we were in a strip club) and said it was nice to meet such good people. then of course we had to say goodbye to seth's new dear friends. all in all, an interesting nite.

2 comments:

Deb said...

that's bizarre. the part about you with the dollar bill and her trying to do stuff to you remind me of a very funnny story i 'heard' once. actually, what's weird is that actually somehow got brought up tonight at dinner.

The Becca Machine said...

yeah im pretty glad i wasnt totally shitfaced otherwise there may have been some regrets the next day. exciting addition to the story: keith started working at godfathers as a delivery driver and when he went in for orientation he met a girl who matched my description that said she worked at the strip club. i think she's our friend! he's going to ask her about me the next time he goes into work! small fucking world.