The phone-napping

so lately ashley has been a huge asshole about everything (or maybe that's always), and he won't try to fix our router even tho he claims he knows how. so today i'd had enough (after he shot me in the leg with those stupid pellet guns of theirs). i stole his jump drive, phone, and one of the guns and held them for ransom until he'd fix the router. janell and i had a little too much fun with this i suppose, especially considering it is the middle of finals week and we spent two hours fucking with the guys. i cut out words from the newspaper and made a ransom note that janell delivered to their apt. then we took a pic of the cell phone with a band aid on it and me with a stocking cap and sunglasses pointing a gun at it. we text messaged this pic to seth and luke's phones with the message: are you ready to negotiate. then luke called us and janell and i spoke together (her in a high pitch voice-i in a low slow voice imitating the kidnappers in movies) that we would not give up the phoen until he came over. then seth and luke came to the apt pretending to set up the router. i thought the trick was ashley was in the bushes with the other gun, but when i realized he wasn't out there, we let them in. of course it was a trick, and ashley was back at their apt calling his phone. seth grabbed and restrained us while luke searched for the phone and ran out the back door with it. best part is the phone was in my book bag with my phone, so they claim they wrote down andy's number and are going to call him and say something bitchy if i try to get them back. i think this is a bluff but i did tell ashley that i wrote down his mom's number from his phone and would call her if he didn't stop misbehaving. of course i woldnt do this, but it may have provided them with the idea of writing down andy's number. eventually they did give me my crap back, but seth and ashley also egged our apt door, my car, and even put peanut butter on the door handle. fortunately luke was nice enough to let me know about it before i actually had to drive anywhere. im pretty pissed about the car but i doubt i'll do anything about it b/c they're jsut going to do more shit back to me. and ashley did come over afterwards to look at our router, but it's still not working.