For my loyal audience of two whole people

hillary-i guess i haven't been posting anything recently b/c nothing really all that interesting has happened. but, i guess i have a good story on last nite. im friends wiht one of the rugby players and last nite they had a party where everyone who wore a canadian tuxedo got $3 off a cup (really everybody who doesn't wear one has to pay $7 for a cup so it's not really a deal). for those of u who don't know, a canadian tuxedo is denim on denim. flannel can be combined. i showed up an hour before the party started to take advantage of the keg (which must be about the brightest idea for someone who doesnt weigh 100 lbs). needless to say within an hour and a half i was WASTED and by 11:30 at night i was walked home by one of my friends. i did stay long enough, however, to see my friends' coffee table get broken in half and then karate chopped into about 70 or 80 pieces (so i guess i wasnt the only person who was wasted). i feel it is important to mention that i was walked home from the party, which was at another apartment at the apartment complex that i live. the walk should have taken about 3 minutes. instead i think it took about 10 b/c i couldnt walk a straight line, and sad as it is my friend worried i wouldnt be able to make it home safely alone. he was probably right. from there, my memories are slightly fuzzy. janell told me that i threw my keys in the air and they went behind the couch. then i started doing dance/iceskating axels in a karate style fashion kicking my friend mike in the chest (dont know any other way of describing it). from there i had to make a few trips to the bathroom, puking up my night's remains. mike tucked me in on a bed he fashioned for me on my bedroom floor (a few blankets and a pillow). the night would have ended there, except ashely and luke randomly came over. eventually i guess i came down some of the stairs and started spitting on them. i came into the kitchen and continued hacking lugees on the carpet. then somebody gave me a cup and i started spitting in it. i guess i tried to make cream of wheat, but nobody would let me use the burners and this morning i found little grains all over the kitchen floor. then (as i am told) i spit all over ashley and kicked both him and luke out of the house. i chased them outside wearing hardly any clothes for the weather and started punching them. janell put me to bed and placed a bucket beside me (which i had to use a few times during the night). this morning i miraculously made it to my 9:00 class. i talked to luke today and apologized for hitting him and was told that apparently ashley is pissed and says im not allowed at their apt anymore. if i really did spit on him i can understand why he's angry, however talking to everyone today apparently the whole thing was pretty comical. in fact i think i kicked them out b/c they were laughing at me and it pissed me off.