-it's hilarious to ask somebody to put food in a ziploc bag for u
-getting knocked up seems to be the only way to make a relationship more serious if ur dating somebody over 30
-burning leaves in the street (when u have a large yard) is an acceptable activity
-americans are probably the only people who make mock decorations of the food they eat (my little cousin brody made a glitter turkey in pre-k). i suggest why dont we take this to a whole new level and make decorations of all the animals we eat. and post a picture of a glittery cow, for example, on the refrigerator when we're having hamburger. better yet, let's make a holiday out of it.
-this observation was actually just made but why does a hamburger have the word "ham" in it if it's actually or supposed to be beef
-deborah's turkey napkin holder she made in wood shop has been mia for several years. i'd be bitching if i were her
-against my previous beliefs, it might actually be nice to have a guy take care of u especially if he has knowledge of cars, pushes shopping carts at the grocery store, and is a computer genius
-u can get work done at the doctors to see if u have the alzheimers and breast cancer genes
-a pre nup is never acceptable to sign
-mom still forgets what her children like to eat. she asked me if i wanted ham one nite for dinner and didn't make deb stuffing w/ turkey.
-i need to go on a diabetic diet
-age does not matter, we're talking decades of difference +, in dating once u hit about 23 (of course each person still acts their age inevitably)
-starbucks is a great place to court somebody
-all gay people do x
-i've gotten so used to doing dishes and cooking for myself it comes naturally for me to do it at home when i dont have to
-i might as well wait until two hours before an assignment is due to start worrying about it b/c im never going to do it before then anyway and a lot of fun gets lost in procrastination
-both sides of my family are insane and i greatly look forward to next christmas. it's like watching a movie and getting presents at the same time.
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1. I didn't notice my turkey holder was gone. I am pissed now.
2. You definately need someone to take care of you.
3. Our uncles on the Perry side agree w/ Jerry that someone should sign a pre nup.
4. I didn't see you cook one thing for yourself the whole break. or do dishes for that matter.
5. I can't wait for christmas either. I'm a little worried though to hear what Steve will get Jim.
6. Overall, an excellent blog. but, not quite as good as the one you wrote for me.
im guessing we wont hear what steve gets jim. and u were never around i fixed myself rice and steamed vegetables one night and washed a couple of mom's bfast dishes, cleaned up after u (as always), made pies, and did mom's baking dishes the day steve and jim came down and on thanksgiving
1.I always feel it appropriate to discuss the animals we eat, especially while eating them in front of vegans like my Aunt. Ha ha ha.
2.I dont know who said it so it probably was me intoxicated, "Life is like a taxi, even if your sitting dosile in traffic the meter is still running." That was supposed to solve some dilema, i dunno apply it as needed.
3.Becca please buy me a slinky for christmas then I can go play with it on an escaltor and blow somebodys fuckin mind.
4.I cant beleive you didnt post about your Karma loogie.
5.Also I didnt know spitting was still a taboo action, I know its punishable by caning in some countries but when I went home I kept hockin up lung butter because of the cold and people were disgusted.
6.Pre-nups are a symbol of distrust and a sign of our monetarily based society, I personally will never sign one, Ill simply have secret investments in the drug trade and a swiss bank account that divorce lawyers cant touch.
anonymous is none other than keith. and i did forget to mention spitting a loogie on keith's bike mon (yes we are stupid and it was FREEZING but i bundled up like i was skiing) and it went right on my face. karma from the whole ashley thing i suppose. lung butter-nice phrasing
I'm starting to think that blogs are where all of Seinfeld's ideas for episodes originated. A show about nothing is what you could make with each number of your list and it would be a hit. Although I don't know the exact details of what you're referring to I would actually watch to find out. Have a good break Bec if I don't see ya.
corey-tell me ur email if you would like me to send u a story i wrote about thanksgiving with the family (i think it has the making of a great book one day). i will try to have a good break but im getting my tonsils taken out so im sure it will suck. hopefully ur break will be better than mine.
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