Friday, July 22, 2005

YOU GUYS WILL LOVE THIS

Miss America is at WAND today and we're all cracking the jokes. marcus (an anchor) just said he offered her his chair and took off his wedding ring. he just got married last week or something too. one of the photographers said he's going to ask her to sign his chest. i just went to the bathroom and nailed her with the door while she was reapplying her makeup before she went on air. hopefully the very tall flower isn't too bruised from the accident. i laughed and said sorry, which is probably what i would have done to anybody. elaine yelled at me for assaulting miss america.

4 comments:

Perdita said...

OMG!!!!
You poor trapped thing!!!!
I just realized you live in DECATUR!!!!!

The Becca Machine said...

if it's one thing that ties the universe together, it's the general belief that decatur stinks ass (literally if uve ever been there u know what i mean). however thankfully i do not call soybean town home i just intern there. im from springfield and dont even live there except for the damn summer. perdita, i read some of ur blog and liked today's entries. r u from decatur? and how did u come across my blog?

Hillabean said...

I'd call it more an "understanding" or "agreement" then a "belief"

They were probably looking up porn.

Perdita said...

"...how did u come across my blog?"
Pure randomness of the universe (AKA next blog button)
Yes, I have served my time in D-town.
Perhaps once you have smelled that smell, you can smell it on anyone...even in the eathernet. And as much as it is hated, it draws people together.
Like a support group.

Thanks for the compliment

I heard Decatur just got it's first Starbucks...
Oh that is so 1985

1985 PEOPLE!!!!