Tuesday, July 12, 2005

my new interests

-teaching my 7 year old dog how to "come here"

-gossipping with janell's friends about her (got a big one) ok so maybe this isn't a new interest

-skipping class even tho i have no good reason

-searching for the perfect swimsuit (that will not make me look skinny and actually produce cleavage)

-i have become devoted to dave berry too bad he's on sabbatical

-flirting with one of the officers at the state police headquarters in posotam on the phone

-hiding deb's mail

-telling my customers at bob evan's how bad the spaghetti is

-desserts

5 comments:

Deb said...

quit hiding my damn mail. seriously. you know i'm anctiously awaiting a letter from Northwestern, for good or bad.

The Becca Machine said...

i hope u realize that my mere mention of hiding ur mail was actually making fun of u and the idea that u truly believe i am hiding ur mail. y dont u call up northwestern and see if they've made a decision

The Becca Machine said...

im hoping none of the glass ended up the food of course u r a very spiteful person and i wouldnt be surprised if it did. as far as who i gossip with is concerned, who do u think? the only person in the world who enjoys shittalking and being a general asshole more than i do: keith. the most recent update was on frat boy if u even care.

Hillabean said...

referring to the magic swimsuit that won't make you look boobless and skinny-I'd suggest the cardboard cut out idea we suggested a couple weeks ago.

The Becca Machine said...

o shit i forgot about that i really need to get the ball rolling with that idea