Why I Love Porcia

Porcia (b/c she's Porcia) posed for a picture with Jacque's digital camera with her in a bra and a banana between her cleavage. Brian grew furious, took Porcia's keys and ran out the hotel. Porcia called him up to see where he was driving her car. He told her off a cliff. She responded by saying, "No, honey, don't do that cuz I only have liability now and then I'd just be screwed with no car."