Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Things I've Learned Within the Past Two Days

1. There is a 30 lb beaver (sex unknown) nicknamed "The Big One" roaming around Thompson Lake
2. I almost made it to 20 before I found out what a rim job was-thank you Seth for the never-ending sexual info
3. Rose water is really good to wash your face with and it smells good too
4. Next time u think u hear a barking dog it could be a flying squirrel making the noise
5. A whole lot about bureaucracy.

4 comments:

Hillabean said...

what is your obsession w/ beaver's??

I used to know what a rim-job was but forgot when I graduated...blow job?? Well I remember what dirty sanchezes and golden showers are, thanks to soccer trips w/ the guy's team-from explaination not demonstration.

bureaucracy shmearaucracy

The Becca Machine said...

it's licking somebody's butthole.

Hillabean said...

OH YEAH!! That was rima's (one of my roommates) nickname!

Deb said...

such a random assortment, but yet very educational.