the westfalls are hairy girls

today while out in the sunlight i noticed that i am currently proudly sprouting three dark hairs on my right big toe. i decided to pluck them mainly not because im embarrassed of my big toe hair but b/c im curious to see whether the hair will grow back and if it will be stubbly (which would be quite funny). guess we'll have to wait to find out. but for now i can report that plucking ur toe hair hurts just about as bad as breaking ur toe (which i think i just did). while writing this my pizza rolls in the oven burned but im still eating them. i yelled out loud at my pizza rolls for deciding to burn themselves which my new roommate overheard and she gave the wall the crazy look (but if u ask me she's the crazy one giving the wall facial expressions and such) i then said "lunch is served" in my head and realized no one ever says that. people say "breakfast is served" and "dinner is served" but i dont think i've ever heard "lunch is served". yesterday i tried to flick ashley off with my middle right toe but i couldn't so i think i re-broke that one sometime since spring break without even realizing it. im kinda disappointed but what can you do? o yeah and my summer so far is going ok. i guess some people may want to know that.

Nicknames I have Had

Chunk n Flow
Re-Rebecca
Smartgirl
Bocca
Motormouth
Blanket
Squirt
Reborcia I
Sunshine
Trouble
Becca Sue
Gretl
Squirrelmaster
Vicki
Peach
Little Debbie
Puppy Westfall
Rebecky
Chubocca
Chewey
Bubble Girl
Reba
Grandma
Susie Q

probably am leaving some out that i cant remember. u get extra credit if u can match more than 10 nicknames to the person(s) who call(ed) me it

Quaker Rice Snacks

Quaker Rice Snacks are about the best damn snack food imagineable i dont care who u are you will enjoy quaker rice snacks!!!!!! if i have to choke them down ur mouth....the only downfall of quaker rice snacks is that they are so good i can't get enough of them. cheese + styrofoam who knew it could be so addicting. every time i buy a bag at $2.50 at walmart i wait two days to open the little brewt and then it's like b-bye that very second. i could easily eat five of these bags in five seconds because i dont think they have any calories whatsoever and thus i never get full/tired of having my fingers encrusted with powder cheese. i really should stop buying them altogether but i just cant help giving into my little quaker rice snacks!

Evidence that I am the Strongest, Coolest Person in the World

People often ask me, "Becca, how do u keep ur cool?" and i reply (with newspaper ink all over my hand) "Well u know some people are just born like that"

they used to call me the squirrel master. im going to be 21 in 10 days, 5 hours, 12 minutes and 25 seconds.

today janell said, "o damn i cant open this apple juice" and i said "hey give it here" surely enough, i got the specimen to open

Watch out for squirrels on campus

making out with a bag of chex mix, complete mayhem, even murder of man's best friend. what beasts!

-on a sidenote im very proud to attend the only university in the world that officially doesn't have a library