Monday, May 01, 2006

Evidence that I am the Strongest, Coolest Person in the World

People often ask me, "Becca, how do u keep ur cool?" and i reply (with newspaper ink all over my hand) "Well u know some people are just born like that"

they used to call me the squirrel master. im going to be 21 in 10 days, 5 hours, 12 minutes and 25 seconds.

today janell said, "o damn i cant open this apple juice" and i said "hey give it here" surely enough, i got the specimen to open

2 comments:

Deb said...

I'm not really sure what to say with this one. Squirrel master??

The Becca Machine said...

yeah some guys used to call me that freshman year. somebody once told me that it was because i was "squirrely" but that same person also told me that it was b/c i was always after the nuts. i think they actually got it from a movie