From Deb

The last post was Becca's idea b/c she is so bored and miserable. I'm sitting next to right now in the dark b/c she's trying not to throw up. My mom left me in charge for awhile tonight b/c she needed to do some "shopping" (really she just needed a break from playing nurse maid). For the past couple of days Becca has been catching up on her movies. She recommends "Ladder 49", but not "Melinda Melinda" and apparently Adam Sandler is only in bizarre movies.

She asked me to relay the story of her crazy nurse. Apparently this women tried to get into a detailed conversation with her about Corgis and showing them. She actually whipped pictures out of the wallet to share. O, and she's pissed b/c mom was eating in front of her right before she went into surgery (we all know how becca has to eat all the time). I guess this just goes to show she's been cooped up in here for too long already, bc this all happened 2 days ago. You know whats weirdest, I think this tonsil surgery has somehow caused her bladder to become the size of an 80 year-old woman.

By the way, she wants to thank everyone for the cards and gifts. They made her laugh (and me as well). Ashley, I think you've redeemed yourself now.

Exciting Story of the Day

yellow feet syndrome

so as previously noted on deb's website, i have developed a new physical condition where my feet go numb and turn yellow after stepping outside in the cold for a few minutes. and by yellow i mean highlighter yellow. i went to the dr down here about it and apparently i have poor blood circulation (really get out!!!) and probably have a condition calle rheinoids syndrome or some crap i cant remember i wish i did cuz i would definitely be looking it up on google and emailing it to the whole world. apparently my feet are turning yellow b/c when it gets cold, all the blood leaves so all the color goes with it. and yellow is apparently the color of callouses without blood (people's hands get white unless they have calluses). the dr told me the condition gets worse with age and i probably have a HUGE sensitivity to cold weather. that's right, deb: all those years i said i felt i was getting frostbite while skiing, i was actually not overexaggerating. apparently i can still go out in the cold i just need to go inside if i feel like my feet start to shake after they go numb (as this is the second level of frostbite). apparently yellow feet is the first level. o yeah, and i should add i told him about gma perry's swollen feet and ankles and he said i was probably going to have that problem when i got older. AWESOME!

Happy Birthday Deborah Joan!!

The phone-napping

so lately ashley has been a huge asshole about everything (or maybe that's always), and he won't try to fix our router even tho he claims he knows how. so today i'd had enough (after he shot me in the leg with those stupid pellet guns of theirs). i stole his jump drive, phone, and one of the guns and held them for ransom until he'd fix the router. janell and i had a little too much fun with this i suppose, especially considering it is the middle of finals week and we spent two hours fucking with the guys. i cut out words from the newspaper and made a ransom note that janell delivered to their apt. then we took a pic of the cell phone with a band aid on it and me with a stocking cap and sunglasses pointing a gun at it. we text messaged this pic to seth and luke's phones with the message: are you ready to negotiate. then luke called us and janell and i spoke together (her in a high pitch voice-i in a low slow voice imitating the kidnappers in movies) that we would not give up the phoen until he came over. then seth and luke came to the apt pretending to set up the router. i thought the trick was ashley was in the bushes with the other gun, but when i realized he wasn't out there, we let them in. of course it was a trick, and ashley was back at their apt calling his phone. seth grabbed and restrained us while luke searched for the phone and ran out the back door with it. best part is the phone was in my book bag with my phone, so they claim they wrote down andy's number and are going to call him and say something bitchy if i try to get them back. i think this is a bluff but i did tell ashley that i wrote down his mom's number from his phone and would call her if he didn't stop misbehaving. of course i woldnt do this, but it may have provided them with the idea of writing down andy's number. eventually they did give me my crap back, but seth and ashley also egged our apt door, my car, and even put peanut butter on the door handle. fortunately luke was nice enough to let me know about it before i actually had to drive anywhere. im pretty pissed about the car but i doubt i'll do anything about it b/c they're jsut going to do more shit back to me. and ashley did come over afterwards to look at our router, but it's still not working.