Why I Love Porcia

Porcia (b/c she's Porcia) posed for a picture with Jacque's digital camera with her in a bra and a banana between her cleavage. Brian grew furious, took Porcia's keys and ran out the hotel. Porcia called him up to see where he was driving her car. He told her off a cliff. She responded by saying, "No, honey, don't do that cuz I only have liability now and then I'd just be screwed with no car."

Flower in the Crannied Wall

Flower in the crannied wall
I pluck you out of the crannies,
I hold you here, root and all, in my hand,
Little flower -but if I could understand
What you are, root and all, and all in all,
I should know what God and man is.

-by Lord Alfred Tennyson


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i need ur help

for those of u "creative minds" i need help. hillary, deb, what product or company should i choose to do a two page advertising layout for? don't say miller or trojan my teacher doesnt like crap like that. i'd appreciate any suggestions.

Another One

Tower: United 123, traffic 3 o'clock, 2 miles, an American Fokker 100.
United: Tower, United 123. I've wanted to say this for a long time: I'VE GOT THAT FOKKER IN SIGHT!

Luke's Away Message

ATC: Cessna 1234 What are your intentions?
Cessna: To get my Commercial Pilots License and Instrument Rating.
ATC: Cessna 1234 I meant in the next five minutes not years.