There She Blows

some important things you should (or should not) know about:

1. im getting addicted to coke, coca cola that is. have had 3 today. and yes, i know this is very bad but i cant help myself

2. today i was running late and did not have time to brush my teeth before i went to the writing center so i stuck a piece of gum in my mouth. and then for the next four hours i sat around thinking about how gross my teeth felt and how i couldnt wait to get home to brush them but then once i got home i waited two hours before i actually brushed them. (i was eating during this time tho)

3. just read in national geographic today that crows are one of the smartest animals in the world-even smarter than chimpanzees and definitely smarter than any bitch who decides to get up in my grill

4. yo momma so stupid when she was pregnant with you she ate baby food!

5. when someone exclaims "there she blows" when they open a bathroom stall to go in, but turn around and walk out instead u should try to keep ur curiousity at bay (trust me on this one)

6. number 1 reason why i like lewis park so much: the thousand dollar fireworks display we got on sat. too bad the police didnt like the fireworks as much as i did. o yeah and also today at 3 in the afternoon im driving thru and there is a huge flood of water in the middle of the street. i roll down my window and ask the guys next to ashley's apt "what the hell is this" and they say "it's a waterpark what the hell does it look like. put on ur swimsuit and play with us" then i see two firemen fucking with the hydrant next to our apts. laughing at what the guys told me. still dont know exactly what that one was about. i imagine somebody lit a dumpster on fire.