Friday, March 17, 2006

Just call me leather skin bubble lady

aaaaaaaaallas! i am back from the sunshine state. i must say i really dont want to be here right now. i had a fantastic vacation and was about ready to ask what courses florida university offered when petit walked upstairs to tell me the car was all packed. ....i cant give all details relating to the trip so if u want to hear all the crazy stuff you'll just have to ask BUT here is a brief summary of the events: the apartment we stayed at ended up being pretty much a condo with a pool and hot tub and (being the girl) i either slept on the couch or with rob every night instead of the floor. and the ocean was (barely) warm enough to go in-so all in all, the trip was a lot better than expected. and nobody got on each other's nerves too bad until the car ride back when chris said keith and i were acting like brother and sister. considering we had no radio/cd player, sat in rush hour traffic, waited 20 mins at a tollbooth b/c the car in front of us was retarded, i could barely reach the gas pedal, and a circuit went out so the dash lights and back lights went out and we had to pull over to fix it, im considering there was reason for why we were at each others throats. and because he's a jackass. some events of break:

-we didnt ever go to the bars but got drunk several nites. one nite in particular everyone was sloppy i ended up breaking my toe dancing.
-first nite we were down there ended up going to hooters along the beach and keith was so smashed that he was doing calistenics on the railing while we waited two hours for a table
-went to the hot tub at the apt one nite and i got bit by a mosquito. forehead swelled up the size of a golf ball. im sorry to report there are no pics of this (at least to my knowledge)
-tried to kidnap a goose two nites. the second time one of the guys we were with managed to grab onto one by its neck
-these geese look like roosters and apparently are endangered and very protected
-someone turned their sprinklers on us
-keith and i got SUNBURNT on tue so bad we couldn't be out in the sun for the rest of the trip. im still pretty red but finally healing to the peeling process and was lucky enough only to get a few blisters.
-had about a million other injuries/allergy attacks throughout the trip but honestly if u know me there's no point in mentioning them

5 comments:

Deb said...

I just read you're story out loud to everyone and they all loved it. I can't wait to hear the stories.

The Becca Machine said...

earlier that day we were in the jaguar elevator with chandeliers and shit and keith refuses to stand anywhere but directly facing me while he flicks me with his fingers and tries to rub on my sunburn...i am sorry for ever being a little sister..now i know how it feels. o and one of the guys we went with accidentally used my hydrogen peroxide contact solution and the contacts literally started bubbling in his eyes. sucked to be him

Deb said...

u should really post the pic of ur buts

The Becca Machine said...

i would but i cant ever figure out how. i think the problem lies in that i have two blogger accounts and only use one and picassa cant figure it out

Deb said...

u should just delete the other one b/c it was pretty confusing.