"Janellisms"

i've decided to start a new type of posting called "janellisms." a close network of janell's friends and i have been using this term for some time now to describe the silly things that come out of her mouth. im guessing these posts will continue for quite some time as i dont think janell hardly ever reads this webpage.

Janellism #1: Asking to share food, while paying no attention to the actual size of the food or how sick the person she wants to share it with is.

for example: Friday nite-we walk into don taco and janell says, "i'm not hungry, does anyone want to split a taco??? i just want a taste, guys." then proceeds to eat half of keith's shrimp nachos cuz she ended up being hungry after all.

monday nite-she just wants a taste of the candy dots. asks if i can eat half of an orange one and give her the other half. mind you, i have a box of kleenex out on the table as i have a bad cold. mind you, we are talking about splittling a frickin' dot. i tell her no, and she gets angry. enjoys one full orange dot, then decides to splurge on another, but chris takes the box away before she can grab it. apparently we had eaten too many of his dots.