-the strongest littlest person in the world. i can lift people nearly twice my size
-pissed at my future landlord
-growing hips and eating like a prepubrescent boy
-the type of person who carries a watergun, hand shocker, and recently teeth flasher in my purse
-now the owner of a stinky car (very upset about this)
-a hypochondriac, but now fully recovered from my sun poisoning. if only i could get over this cold i just got
-mortified about the idea of shopping for suits sometime soon (both the swim and business type)
-even more mortified about coming home this summer
-the object of resentment by a very bitter richard dickson (but at least i dont have that name)
-the type of person who sits in the front seat of a cab when no one is in the back at 4 a.m. and engages in an enriching conversation about ted coppell and the driver's own desert storm experiences
-never able to step down from an argument even when the whole thing is ridiculous
-better than 15 people at throwing a football through a board (including boys)
-the only person in the world who gets lost running through an obstacle course!
2 comments:
After reading this, I am amazed that you actually wrote that you're not creative on my website?
-have u signed a lease?
-what is a teeth flasher?
-why is ur car stinky?
-y do u need real suits? will u need them for ur internship?
-mortified means embarrassed-- ur embarrassed about coming home?
-how do u find this entry creative? and im only creative when it comes to non-artistic shit
-we haven't signed but our landlord is holding the place for us (dont feel like telling the story)
-i won this thing u stick in ur mouth that makes ur teeth light up. it's childish but so am i.
-i will need one for my internship b/c "u never know where ur gonna go interviewing"
-ok probably a bad word choice i dont have a brain anymore
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