my mom calls me at 9 tonight to ask for advice. she sounds like a 12 year old school girl who has just had the hottest boy in eighth grade ask her to go to the dance. apparently someone new from eharmony has recently entered the picture. for those of u who are wondering he's 5'9", has hair, blue eyes, fit body, is 55, likes the water (a big plus) and hiking, and is a richy who lives in san diego. o and on the weirder side he has two grown daughters and was born in a family with 5 boys and one girl. he wants to get more serious and talk to her on the phone she wants to know if it's too soon. but she really wants to know if his voice sounds annoying cuz she'll end the relationship right then. she can't talk to janelle about this because janelle is very territorial over her and finds fault in all the eharmony guys. so she came to her pimp reputation daughter for help.
my advice: don't rush yourself and do what you feel ready for. go for it if want and ask him what kind of car he drives
i'm such a loving daughter
Sunday, February 27, 2005
Shoutouts
-Topher for letting me borrow his sandwich maker
-Janell thanks for eating ur grilled cheese on my keyboard so now i have crumbs all over the place. see if i put u in a transe next weekend after that
-Lukasz thanks for always driving our drunk asses around. i dont know how u stand it
-Deb because if it werent for u i'd still be able to say i had never slept in a 30 degree attic with bats while everybody and their mom was having sex and because i love u
-some guy named mike (or brad i really couldnt tell ya)for introducing me to captain and sprite
-Thomas with the tongue ring cuz one day i really may play nurse
-All the boys at Stix last nite who tolerated me grabbing and caressing their asses
-Ashley for being my constant dance partner
-Janell thanks for eating ur grilled cheese on my keyboard so now i have crumbs all over the place. see if i put u in a transe next weekend after that
-Lukasz thanks for always driving our drunk asses around. i dont know how u stand it
-Deb because if it werent for u i'd still be able to say i had never slept in a 30 degree attic with bats while everybody and their mom was having sex and because i love u
-some guy named mike (or brad i really couldnt tell ya)for introducing me to captain and sprite
-Thomas with the tongue ring cuz one day i really may play nurse
-All the boys at Stix last nite who tolerated me grabbing and caressing their asses
-Ashley for being my constant dance partner
Happy Birthday to Bashley
hey baby i hope u had a good bday nite and are continuing to have a good bday day. i know i had tons of fun last nite. Diggy Dawgy!
Word of the Day
Doublestuff
n. 1)the state of dancing in between two other people 2)a buttcheek grab consisting of one person grabbing the left buttcheek and another grabbing the right instantaneously
v. the action of creating or participating in a doublestuff i.e. damn janell and crazy boy who's following us around y did u double stuff me
n. 1)the state of dancing in between two other people 2)a buttcheek grab consisting of one person grabbing the left buttcheek and another grabbing the right instantaneously
v. the action of creating or participating in a doublestuff i.e. damn janell and crazy boy who's following us around y did u double stuff me
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
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