THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.

WHY ARE THERE NO AVAILABLE MEN WITH TONGUE RINGS???

this sad fact has recently come to my attention and since realizing it, the idea has really taken full possession of me. i can't understand it. tongue rings are great inventions of mankind, and it seems like nobody gets pierced there anymore. i had a shot with somebody last year with one (and a HOTTY i might add) but he turned out to be a little too sensitive (understatement) for me and considering he lived just two doors away and was always making love to janell's mind, i decided it wasnt all that good of an idea to get involved. so i still every now and again obsess about boys with tongue rings. janell and i have decided we're going to try to get a club with siu guys with tongue rings started and maybe invite them all to a party at our house. i think it's a great idea. too bad nobody will probably show up. keith has suggested that i take a metal detector to the bars.

Happy New Year

so i checked hillary's site today and of course she hasnt posted anything in over a month, but paul did, so i went to his blog. he had an interesting post about resolutions, and inspired me to come up with a list of my own. so here they are in no particular order:

1. get a 4.0 spring sem
2. find a boy with a tongue ring who likes to buy me drinks
3. get a job
4. go to europe this summer
5. master the art of cooking omelettes and fried eggs (the top is always so runny)
6. start doing yoga
7. slouch less b/c according to my dr. during a random physical, it's causing me back problems
8. go to class more often

What are ur resolutions????

A Riddle for You

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

The answer will be posted in a week if nobody guesses it.

im starting to feel better and i can talk for several mins without it hurting too bad. maybe i'll wear clothes tomorrow.